1 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:07,740 I need to get laid. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,580 Will you please stop? 3 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:14,400 It's so annoying. No, shut up. Don't you have any, like, hot friends that just, 4 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,720 like, want to have sex? 5 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:21,640 Not with you. Like, see, this is a big ball. I need big balls now. I need to 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,640 have sex. Yeah, okay. 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,440 Sure, whatever. 8 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:25,640 You feel lame, dude? 9 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:29,220 Like, you're never going to get a boyfriend like this. Shut up. Yes, I 10 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:32,560 There's plenty of guys who want to have sex all the time, like, whenever, 11 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:34,400 wherever. No, it gets boring. 12 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,620 No, it doesn't. 13 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,500 Look, you're not a guy. 14 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,080 Let me explain it to you. 15 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:43,300 After you're fucking the same girl for, like, over a week, it's fucking boring, 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,150 okay? No, it's not. 17 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:46,430 Yeah, it is. No, it's not. 18 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,350 Not when you're like me. None of my friends will fuck with you, dude, 19 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:52,850 you're a fucking whack job. I'm not a fucking whack job. You're a whack job. 20 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:54,530 You just don't get laid enough. 21 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:55,950 Oh, my God. 22 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:58,530 All right, well, don't fuck with Twazy when he gets here, dude. 23 00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:00,510 Why not? He's like one of your hottest friends. 24 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:01,790 Yeah, I don't care. 25 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:05,330 I'm going to act totally normal, and I'm totally going to fuck this guy. 26 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:08,310 I'm going to make him fall in love with me. He's not going to believe your 27 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:11,570 bullshit. Yes, he will. He's going to fall in love with me. No, all my friends 28 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:12,830 know that you're a fucking stupid dude. 29 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:13,969 I am not. 30 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:14,970 Whatever. 31 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:16,430 Why don't you get a job, loser? 32 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:17,810 Fuck you. 33 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:23,950 Hey, 34 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:31,510 hey, where are you going? 35 00:01:32,350 --> 00:01:33,690 Oh, what up, bro? What's going on, boss? 36 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:34,749 It's open, dude. 37 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:35,548 What up, man? 38 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:36,550 Yeah, it is open. 39 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,950 Oh. What's going on? Yeah, dude. 40 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:42,650 Just whatever, dude. Stay away from my fucking whacked -off step -sit. She's a 41 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:45,090 fucking nut. Oh, yeah? She's here? Yeah, yeah, she's here. 42 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:47,550 Did you see the football game last night, dude? 43 00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:49,310 No. What happened? 44 00:01:49,570 --> 00:01:50,568 Did I miss something? 45 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:53,350 Well, the Broncos won, so that's always good, you know? I thought you were 46 00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:55,430 studying, dude. I thought you had the finals and shit. 47 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,330 Uh, I think I'm just gonna drop out. 48 00:01:57,590 --> 00:02:00,410 Watch out for this dog. You know how crazy he is. Yeah, I don't like dogs. 49 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,330 Really? You're a cat guy? 50 00:02:03,070 --> 00:02:05,150 No. Oh, no. Neither. 51 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:07,330 Get out of here. 52 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,370 Get out of here. No. Yeah, what do you want? 53 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:13,450 Hey, how are you? 54 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:14,810 I'm good. 55 00:02:15,230 --> 00:02:16,230 Okay. 56 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,370 Nice to meet you. 57 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:20,450 Nice to meet you. I'm Brooke. I'm his sister. 58 00:02:20,710 --> 00:02:21,710 Michael. 59 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:23,830 I thought you guys had met. You've never met? 60 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:27,530 We met like once, I think, but it wasn't very long. 61 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:29,570 Right. Okay. Yeah. 62 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:31,590 Yeah. 63 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:37,090 So, can you, like, leave us alone? We're hanging out, dude. 64 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:38,450 No, I know. 65 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:39,830 She doesn't seem too bad. 66 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:43,510 I don't think she's ruining the conversation. Thank you. 67 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,870 I told you she's crazy. 68 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,170 Yeah. I don't know. She doesn't seem crazy. 69 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:55,370 No, she's cool. I love her. She's family. 70 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,050 Everything's great. 71 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,660 Can you excuse us for a minute? Can I just talk to my buddy for a minute, 72 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:02,740 please? 73 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,640 You can come back in a minute. I'll call you just please. 74 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:06,900 Sure. Thank you. Thank you, sis. 75 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,160 Love you. Thank you. 76 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:09,900 Thank you. You're the best. 77 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:12,060 Dude, what the hell are you doing, bro? 78 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:16,240 She doesn't seem that bad, you know? She's fucking crazy, dude. She uses her 79 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:20,180 fucking, her little skimpy fucking whore outfits to try to fuck all my friends, 80 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:23,160 dude. Don't fall for it. Yeah, I don't know. She doesn't seem... 81 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,910 I mean, she seems kind of kind. Like, she seems nice. No, you don't 82 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:31,090 She's fucking obsessive, dude. She'll fall in love with you and she'll ruin 83 00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:32,090 fucking life, dude. 84 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:35,390 Huh? Don't find out the hard way. I'm telling you. 85 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:36,910 I won't, you know. 86 00:03:40,610 --> 00:03:41,630 Don't fuck with him, okay? 87 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:44,730 Why? I told you, don't fuck with my friends. 88 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:46,470 Whatever. 89 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:48,710 Anyways, he knows you're crazy now. I told him everything. 90 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:51,390 He's still gonna fuck me, watch. Okay, we'll see. Come on. 91 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,400 You want to put money on it? 92 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,780 I bet. I bet you, like, $100. 93 00:03:57,860 --> 00:04:00,400 Get the fuck in there. Shut up. 94 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,480 Hey. 95 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,700 Yeah, yeah, everything's cool. So, yeah, we talked. Everything's good. 96 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,780 Okay, yeah, so we're into football, right? Okay, yeah. 97 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Yeah, man. Yeah. 98 00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:12,400 Talk to my step -sister about football. She loves football. 99 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:16,980 You're wearing, like, a really... I don't know. It's wintertime. Isn't it 100 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,620 Mm. It's not that cold. 101 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:21,560 You're going to turn the heat up in this place too. 102 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,140 Why don't you go turn the heat up, Donnie? 103 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,340 Do you want me to turn the heat up? Yeah. 104 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:33,160 Her shorts are like four inches long. Why don't you go put on like sweats or 105 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,160 something? Cover up. 106 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,440 Because I look cute. 107 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:38,540 I don't know why you have to dress like this. Do you think I look cute? 108 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:39,780 Yeah, she looks cute. 109 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:42,020 Thanks. I'll be right back. 110 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:52,340 The heat should go on in a minute now. I got to go. 111 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,400 Where are you going? 112 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,120 I got to go pick up my friend Mike. 113 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:01,660 Yeah? You know Mike? No, you don't know Mike. No. Well, I got to go pick up my 114 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:02,660 boy. 115 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:06,000 And I should be back in maybe 30 minutes, 35 minutes. 116 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,640 All right, brother. Well, you want me to stay here? 117 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:10,780 Well, I thought you had to go home and do your finals and stuff. 118 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:14,820 No, no, like, literally, like, when I say I'm dropping down, like, I'm not 119 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,940 gonna... He can sing. He can hang out with me. 120 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,640 I'll just wait here for you. 121 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,580 Okay. 122 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,260 Yeah. All right. 123 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,520 See you later. 124 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,060 Bye. I'll see you late. 125 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,300 Later, man. I'll see you. Okay. 126 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:32,780 Remember what I told you. It's amazing. 127 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:41,460 You don't seem that bad. 128 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,960 I mean, my brother thinks I'm fucking crazy or something. 129 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,960 I just... I just get horny sometimes, that's all, honestly. 130 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:53,120 Yeah. I don't think my brother gets laid enough, to be honest. 131 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:54,380 No, he doesn't. 132 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:59,020 No, I actually really do like your shorts, though. 133 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:00,700 Thanks. 134 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,380 I know, he always tells me I'm dressing like a slut all the time. I'm like, no, 135 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,680 I just want to look cute. 136 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,100 Yeah, no, you do look cute. 137 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,060 You're definitely, like, one of my brother's hottest friends. 138 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:16,480 So I'm not going to lie. 139 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:25,580 So, um, I don't know what my brother's really told 140 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:26,580 you about me. 141 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:31,460 But I promise, like, we can hook up and, like, I'm not going to get crazy or 142 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,460 anything like that. 143 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,240 Well, I'm down. 144 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:35,900 Are you a good jitter? 145 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,000 I like to think so. 146 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:11,140 Let me see what you're working with here. 147 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:48,099 Damn. 148 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,580 I know, I'm pretty good at mopping. 149 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:56,510 Big things come in small packages, I like to think. 150 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:34,850 I'm sorry. 151 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:26,740 Thank you. 152 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,000 Hmm. 153 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:56,620 Mmm. Mmm. 154 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,960 I don't want to. 155 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:06,820 No. You don't have a boyfriend? 156 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,840 No. You want a boyfriend? 157 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,540 Yeah. You do? 158 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,560 I'm going to fuck him like this every fucking day, yeah. 159 00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:47,130 I don't know how Deidre caught me in my trailer with this thing. 160 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:48,340 Fucking big. 161 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,840 I love taking your fucking cock. 162 00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:38,730 My cock is so fucking sick. 163 00:31:13,230 --> 00:31:14,230 fucking calm. 164 00:31:14,710 --> 00:31:15,730 Yeah, baby. 165 00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:22,230 I need you to come all over me. 166 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:26,610 Cover me all in your nice warm calm, baby. 167 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,490 Yeah. Fuck yeah. 168 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:33,510 Get it to me, baby. 169 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:45,940 Th -th -th -th - 170 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:44,820 my pussy. 171 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,800 I want you to make it like a fucking glazed donut. 172 00:32:52,820 --> 00:32:55,380 Give me all your warm fucking cum. 173 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,880 Yeah. 174 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:03,660 Cum all over this fucking pussy, baby. 175 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:08,160 I want you to cum all over it. 176 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,660 Yeah. Make my pussy look so fucking glazed. 177 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,600 Give it to me, baby. 178 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,300 Give me that fucking cum. 179 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,620 Oh, God, I want that fucking cum all over my pussy. 180 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,020 Give 181 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:34,080 me 182 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,080 that fucking cum, baby. 183 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,320 Give me that fucking cum, baby. 184 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:08,179 So, 185 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,199 like, you're my girlfriend now, right? 186 00:34:15,659 --> 00:34:16,659 Yeah. 187 00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:19,840 Can't wait to tell my brother. 188 00:34:21,739 --> 00:34:22,739 Do you want to move in? 189 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,260 Yeah, I'm down. 190 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:28,780 Okay, well, maybe you should pack up your things. 191 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:31,120 We better get ready before he comes home. 192 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,260 All right, well, let's go. 193 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:42,100 What's up, guys? I'm back. 194 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:43,920 What the fuck? 195 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,840 We're dating now, and I'm going to go move in with him. 196 00:34:54,649 --> 00:34:55,850 Dude, this is crazy. 197 00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:58,570 What are you doing? Bro, I told you. I told you she's fucking nuts. 198 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,830 Bro, she's my girlfriend, bro. Don't talk about her like that. 199 00:35:01,410 --> 00:35:02,410 Okay? Huh? 200 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,450 Yeah. Don't talk about her like that. 201 00:35:04,950 --> 00:35:08,590 I'm moving in. You guys are together now? Yep, I'm moving in with him. 202 00:35:08,870 --> 00:35:10,030 We're probably going to get married soon. 203 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:13,030 Dude, Swayze, you're my boy, man. What the fuck? 204 00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:14,850 I don't want to. 205 00:35:14,950 --> 00:35:19,190 No, I mean, you're my boy, but she's my girl. And that's more important. 206 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,480 This is going to change everything, man. We're not going to be able to watch 207 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,560 football on Sundays anymore. 208 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:28,360 No more strip clubs. No more fucking anything, dude. You want to throw your 209 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,360 away? 210 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:31,620 It's not throwing my life away if it's love. 211 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:32,940 Okay? 212 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,840 Yeah. True love. 213 00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:38,640 Yeah, Brooke. And I need to clean her up. 214 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,020 That's ridiculous. Thanks, babe. 215 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,580 She made me cum so hard. 216 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,920 You guys are disgusting, dude. And I can't believe you're calling him babe. 217 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,640 What? He's my man. You just fucking met him, Brooke. You're such a fucking slut, 218 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:52,920 dude. Fuck you guys. 219 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,840 Seriously. You're not my boy anymore, bro. Fuck that shit.